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[The old woman on the advert twists her ankle and falls down stairs, gets up and falls down second flight of stairs before picking up her phone and trying to dial 999] From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! TV Advert Narrator: [Voicing an Emergency Services advert] Has this ever happened to you? And they made their father drink wine that night: and the elder went in and lay with her father: but he perceived not neither when his daughter lay down, nor when she rose up.And the next day the elder said to the younger: Behold I lay last night with my father, let us make him drink wine also to night, and thou shalt lie with him, that we may save seed of our father.

We have previously published a list of the ten most bizarre relationships which was so popular that we simply couldn’t say no to another. Chicken in a basket, it has been all ruddy go today! Moss: Oh no, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. This is what he told me when I met him on holiday two weeks ago. That means every star you can see in the night sky is a wish that has come true. Hello, I'm Douglas Reynholm, and I'm not a scientist, but I do have a better understanding of what space is than any scientist living today. In other words, when it comes to space, he's the man with his head screwed on tight. I've got someone trying to get through in the other line. Spacestar Ordering is based on the twin scientific principles of star maths and wishy thinking. [phone rings] Jen, can you bear with me one moment? I've just got Jen trying to get through on the other line. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month, and they were so impressed, that they wanted to do whatever they could to help. And they've come true because of something he calls Spacestar Ordering.

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